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Awaken is shifting. Read this before you book.

Awaken Colonics + Wellness is moving out of the one-off-session model and into something deeper: memberships. A single colonic is a beautiful reset, but it's not how terrain actually changes. Terrain changes with rhythm, consistency, and devotion. We're building the container for that.

Here's what's happening during the transition:

Single sessions and series are still available, and prices are updating.

  • Single Session — $197

  • 3-Series — $497

These reflect the upgraded space, the upgraded equipment, and honestly, the upgraded version of what happens on that table. You're not paying for a flush. You're paying for someone who reads what your body is saying and works with it, not against it.

Memberships are here.

For the people who know this isn't a one-time thing.

Rhythm — $299/month
Consistent monthly sessions, priority booking, and terrain support between visits. For the body that's ready to stop starting over.

Unlimited — $444/month
Come as often as your body asks. Unlimited sessions, priority booking, and the full depth of the work: drainage, mitochondrial, and protocol guidance woven into every visit. For deep cleanses, active protocols, and the ones who are all in.

Awaken Mentorship — 6-Month Container — $5,555
Six months of transformation, not just detox. Healing codes, energetic clearing, muscle testing, terrain education, and spiritually-led coaching, with me, in a small group. Colonics are not included, but the work goes far beyond the table. Payment plans available.

Not sure where you land?
Book a 15-Minute Clarity Call ($50). Fifteen focused minutes to look at what your body's been saying and figure out which path actually fits. No fear-based pitch, no upsell script. Just clarity, so you stop guessing and start moving.

Thank you for growing with us.

Raising colon consciousness one asswhole at a time.

Awaken is shifting. Read this before you book.

The body heals when the exits are open. Turns out businesses do too.

Awaken Colonics + Wellness is moving out of the one-off-session model and into something deeper: memberships. A single colonic is a beautiful reset, but it's not how terrain actually changes. Terrain changes with rhythm, consistency, and devotion. We're building the container for that.

Here's what's happening during the transition:

Single sessions and series are still available, and prices are updating.

  • Single Session — $197

  • 3-Series — $497

These reflect the upgraded space, the upgraded equipment, and honestly, the upgraded version of what happens on that table. You're not paying for a flush. You're paying for someone who reads what your body is saying and works with it, not against it.

Memberships are here.

For the people who know this isn't a one-time thing.

Rhythm — $277/month
Consistent monthly sessions, priority booking, and terrain support between visits. For the body that's ready to stop starting over.

Unlimited — $444/month
Come as often as your body asks. Unlimited sessions, priority booking, and the full depth of the work: drainage, mitochondrial, and protocol guidance woven into every visit. For deep cleanses, active protocols, and the ones who are all in.

Awaken Mentorship — 6-Month Container — $5,555
Six months of transformation, not just detox. Healing codes, energetic clearing, muscle testing, terrain education, and spiritually-led coaching, with me, in a small group. Colonics are not included, but the work goes far beyond the table. Payment plans available.

If you've been coming in "when things get bad," this is your invitation to stop waiting for bad. Detox as devotion, not as emergency.

Not sure where you land?
Book a 15-Minute Clarity Call ($50). Fifteen focused minutes to look at what your body's been saying and figure out which path actually fits. No fear-based pitch, no upsell script. Just clarity, so you stop guessing and start moving.

[Book a Session] [Join a Membership] [Book a Clarity Call — $50]

Thank you for growing with us. Raising colon consciousness one asswhole at a time.